I just remembered that I ripped out my nose retainer last night (a nose bone) in my sleep. I woke up holding it in my hand and perhaps weeping over the pain.

And then, while still half-asleep, I proceeded to shove it back into my nose.

Like, what the heck? It's too annoying to change when I'm awake, hence why I leave the retainer in all of the time... Why can I suddenly do this while half-asleep?!

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And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

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