Y'all are cracking me up, seriously sitting over here laughing out loud at y'all!

If I were only feeding myself tonight I'd saute those mushrooms with the asparagus I have and put it over pasta and call it good. Love me some asparagus!

Dear mercy, thank you baby Jesus I can finally eat dinner because someone just got home. AMEN!

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.