That crouching down and pants becoming sheer thing is definitely an issue. I have these black cotton pants I wear around the house all the time and I was crouching to get something out of a bottom cabinet and my other half informed me "WHOA!! I can see your ASS through your pants!!" I just make sure to never crouch in front of anyone in those like if we have company or if I'm in the front doing yard work and someone walks by. NOT A GOOD LOOK.

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.