I've spent most of my evening in the family room, pretending like FHB isn't here.

Originally Posted by SCG
I just said like 5 words to him. So basically that's a full conversation.

Also, I sort of forgot that he's a little bit dumb. He was like "Oh my gosh... Do you have two dogs? Because I swear I just saw this dog a few minutes ago, and it was black..."

At least he's beautiful.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

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