LOL Dusalocks, exactly! I compared caring for my hair to trying to feed a baby on some other thread: it can't talk, but it sure can express what it likes and dislikes.

I use waaaay too many metaphors. It comes from being a tutor and TA. People glom on to metaphors when an idea eludes them, and different people require different metaphors to have that "click" moment. Therefore, I always have two or three for any given situation. Hair is just full of metaphor material!
I sort of blog
I'm mostly away doing field work through mid-May.

Hair: curlybob, fine, dense, low-po, big waves/ringlets (2C/3A)
Co-Wash: Nature's Gate Herbal Conditioner
RO: YTC Carrot, Aubrey Organics GPB
LI: BS Shea Soft Styling Cream (HG)
Styling: KCCC, Garnier P&C Gel
1xWeek: low-poo, gelatin PT or Joico K-Pak
Hair Likes: aloe, coconut oil, humidity, protein, long walks on the beach