-As I was doing the zombie shuffle to the bathroom in the middle of the night I had an itch on my chest, which I scratched and was immediately reminded was my sunburn. I love a good reminder when I'm half asleep.

-It's so beautiful outside today, who wants to come over for a cookout?

-I drank my iced coffee way too fast.

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.