I love my hair lady, but sometimes wonder what planet she resides on. Her concept of time is... Really wrong.

According to her she has been doing my hair for almost 3 years (the same amount of time she had been with her man), and been doing my aunts hair for a year. Try a little over one year and 4 months. She's not playfully exaggerating either.
I would wonder what her guy thinks when she says, "we've been together 3 years (being 2 years shy of that), but I doubt he knows either. As long as she remembers my color (which she does), we are good.

Yeah, I am tired and bored.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??