I got caught up on Elementary last night.

Police chief: But I have a gun.
Watson: And a penis.

(he was acting all male & worried about her safety)
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy

"Dispute not with her: she is lunatic." -Richard III