You go for about 30-45 minutes. Just enough time to be seen.

Then you politely excuse yourself saying that you have another plan.

ETA: and you fake the funk as best as you can for the 30-45 minutes!

Mix of 3s, thick, coarse, medium porosity

Current hair styling technique: rake with a scrunch at the end. (works with my coarse hair)
pw: curls

Known HGs: KCCC, homemade fsg, honey