My hubby would be, "What's 3b? What's a ringlet? What are you talking about? Where's the remote?"

This is the same man a few years ago:

Hubs (watching Pantene commercial, model with totally straight, flowing hair): Why don't you make your hair look like that?

Me (flabbergasted): Wha...? I, uh, I, you know how much it would cost?

Hubs (cheapskate): Oh, well, never mind then!
Originally Posted by CurlyInTheFog
Uh-huh, I can so see that! And why don't our hubbies look like Cary Grant and earn like Donald Trump? Ohhhh, because they're not MADE that way!!