I am dead. I am laughing so hard, I am crying. I have not been on FB for days, and I was checking some old post from one of my friends. She always finds the strangest stuff. She started out with this

Giant rubber lips to make you look younger
Japan Trend Shop rubber lips device promises to make you look younger | Metro News

^ I keep trying to imagine making the vowel sounds while wearing that contraption, as directed. "A-E-I-O-U". What? Am I at the dentist...

One of her friends added the facekini (anti wrinkle/sun)
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And to complete the outfit my friend added the hairy leg stockings (reportedly from China).
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You can't even begin to rate this look.
Originally Posted by Fifi.G
Are you sure those lips aren't a sex toy? lol

ION, I'm swearing off BK. Their food tastes like old grease.

I am the new Black.

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