I need to call my favorite Auntie and thank her. I just opened the Halloween card she sent me (she is the card sending queen) and she included $5 with a note saying I was not allowed to spend it on anything but chocolate. I love her.

I need the find the sneezing worm gif from Fox and the Hound again. Omg. I am one hair pin sneeze away from losing my life.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??