Hahah... my hair never gets crunchy too. The old formula BRHG was the only thing that could make it slightly crunchy, but it got reformulated. To get good second day hair I usually spray my hair with hairspray pretty thoroughly right before I go to bed and by morning all my tossing and turning has worked it all out. I use Aussie Sprunch Spray. HTH!
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Fine and thin 3a. PW: curls