Part 1
If I'm never actually going to get my new MacBook Pro, I wish someone would just tell me right now so I can stop looking forward to it. So far I'm 0 for 2. Ridiculous.

Part 2
All the new emoticons are happy emoticons. I like happy as much as the next curly, but what if I'm pissed? Like right now? Then what?

Okay, I see 'em now. Nevermind.