Diagnosis: Product Junkie [prah-dukt JUNN-kee): A condition where one becomes very obsessed with buying products and trying new products even when she has found good ones that work. Results in overspending, constant urges to buy new stuff, and wanting to buy any new product one hears about. Extreme cases include purchasing hundreds of dollars worth of stuff in one trip/order and dreaming of products. No treatment is available at this time, but there are various support groups and other product junkie groups. Also known as PJ.

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