If your hair could talk, what would it say to you right now? lol

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Really? You put in a few two strand twists in the front and suffacate the rest of me with this bonnet? Bish I know you got paid yesterday, if you too lazy to finish me so we both look right the salon is right 'round the corner heffa. and i just know you werent considering a tattoo over me today. i just know...
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How many weeks u plan on leaving me dirty? I could care less about your homework. I need a wash. & while we conversating I don't think a daily length check is neccessary wit yo dillusional arse. Its the same length as yesterday. So please chill with the stretching.

my phone wears the pants in this relationship.
Almost MBL Coils
spongy, low porosity, dense awesomeness

Shampoo: Curly Kinks Cleansing Cream
Rinse Out/Detangler Conditioner: Aussie Moist, V05 Strawberries and Cream, Suave Naturals Coconut
Leave in Conditioner: Trader Joe's Nourish Spa and Giovanni Direct Leave in
Styler: Eco Styler Krystal and Blue, Herbal Essence Totally Twisted Gel and Flax seed gel
Sealer: Grape seed oil
Deep Conditioner: Curl Junkie Repair Me
Protein Treatment: Karishma and Jamilla Henna
Imma need you to wash and moisturize me ASAP! I know you have a final exam and paper but I'm suffering. *sputters of a dying, dried out afro*
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Big Chop: 12/15/08

Shampoo: As I Am Curl Clarity Shampoo
Conditioner: As I Am Hydration Elation Intensive Conditioner &
Tresemme Botanique Nourish and Replenish Conditioner
Leave-In Conditioner: As I Am Leave-In Conditioner & Alba Botanica Leave-In Conditioner
Moisturizer: As I Am DoubleButter Cream Rich Daily Moisturizer
Oils/Butters: Coconut Oil & Castor Oil
Gels: Eco Styler Krystal Gel

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"Lookie here now. Finish taking the got dang braids out, wash me, detangle me, condition me, deep condition me, moisturize me and do the dang senegalese twists, Chop chop now, O and don't you ever leave braids in for 3 months, do that next time and I will choke you out " my hair is T'd off with me right now but I am a procrastinator
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You do this braidout such a disservice with that half @$$ fluff job you did this morning. Scalp all showing and ish...

I know you were rushing to get to work, but really chick? At least you got it somewhat together in the elevator...
you need to learn to braid me with your grown a$$, take this damn hat off, let the world see how f'd up you got me looking in under here.

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**sophisticated ignorance, I type my cuss words in cursive**

Current Rotation (always changing): Curl Junkie Curl Rehab as my Leave-In, Blended Beauty Happy Nappy Styles, Entwine Argan Oil, Bobeam Shampoo Bars, QB CTDG and QB AHTB, UFD Curly Magic, B.A.S.K Anything.

seriously... give me a bath. and not that punk ass quick wash of and two section detangle. SCRUB the scalp, and detangle in 6 or mor sections. din't think i wont leave you.
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You don't have time for a deep condition, but you got time to shame n waterboard me with sulfates and mineral oil. Now I'm brainwashed n might like this stuff! Stop trynna cheapen me!
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Type: 3c with some 4a highlighted
Low porosity thick/coarse texture. nml elasticity
Routine: No rules, just happy hair

Cleanse: CJDF, Prell, LUSH Curly Wurly, Bobeam
LI/RO:BBB, CJ, SheaM, HEHIS, Garnier, KBN Shealoe, CD Chocolat, Oyin HH
Styling: CJ, CR, UFD, Zuresh, Ecostyler,MJ


Im a diva and I have needs, NEEDS darn it...these celie braids youve had me in for two weeks stuffed up under this cap aint cutting it...I appreciate your half a$$ attempt to at least keep my feet protected.. but really...give me my effin condish and glycerin facial or I will go postal all up in this piece *tosses some dried ends on my shoulders...*

Yes Ma'am.....
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Quit scratching my scalp. Your going to wash me tomorrow. Can you please come up with any other style besides a twist-out???
Last texturizer-9/18/08

Oh, okay, I see how it is. So you detangled me with some aussie moist and a paddle brush, threw in some KeraCare leave-in...but didn't seal (not even gonna stress this point)...

BUT, let's rewind and go back to the point where you failed to use that new DB Sweet Cocoa Bean curl cream sample you got... yeah, I know about that...and you claim not to be a hoarder! TRICK, she will release the larger size soon! Use it!

Ugh, I. CAN. NOT. DON'T touch me! I need my space.
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A Talk To Teachers
one of the paradoxes of education [is] that precisely at the point when you begin to develop a conscience, you must find yourself at war with your society. It is your responsibility to change society

Why is our hair scolding us????
Originally Posted by CurlyElectra
That end-of-the-work-week, end-of-the-semester, end-of-the-Fall, blues...
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James Baldwin
A Talk To Teachers
one of the paradoxes of education [is] that precisely at the point when you begin to develop a conscience, you must find yourself at war with your society. It is your responsibility to change society

I thought you said we looked *good* at the DMV.

....do you mind bringing a scarf next time?

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That's cute

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You know what I like and you still playin' stupid. Gurrrrlllll, you betta stop bein' CHEAP and add that Jessicurl ish to my list of NEEDS. yeah, you heard me! NEED. And you need to relearn ya manners. I see you, lookin' at me all-up-in the mirror witcha face frowned up. It ain't my fault your stylin' skills are WACK. Get on ya A-game. And whathehell are you doin' pumpin' me up with steroids? The growth aids, the vitamins. Girl, bye. Don't get ya hopes up. If you stop playin' games and stick to the products I like then I'll grow. I'm too fly to need help.

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Thick/coarse/low porosity/low elasticity
4a/b cottony/spongy

At war with my indestructible, armadillo hair...MY WILL BE DONE!

"dangit I'm thristy, woman. Oh you can't tell. Go get my spritz bottle and my leave in before I gets ignant up in here."

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