when my colleague and his wife brought their newborn to work to show her off, his wife was talking about how really upset he gets when people jokingly ask him how old their daughter will be when he'll allow her to date. he said he doesn't even want to think about some gangly boy wanting to take out his baby girl to grope all over her.

he was turning red and dry-mouthed while saying it. i was laughing at him and told him that he'll eventually come to grips with all of that (knowing full well that my own husband hasn't) and went on to tell him that his baby girl has a uterus. his wife busted out laughing. my colleague was not amused and said, "no she doesn't!" and his wife said, well she's a girl; i hope she does!"

"Dogs stink too, but I like dog stink." ~ rileyb