Oh gosh! My "little" sister used to call me Fuzzy Wuzzy, and taunt me with
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,
It hurt all the more because my mother had me scalped on a regular basis (1" pixie cuts), whereas my sister was allowed to grow her hair.

When I graduated from nursing school, my family started calling me "Nurse Beth Fuzzy Wuzzy."

When I was little, my mother would call me "the Wild Woman of Borneo" whenever she particularly hated how my hair looked.

Baby Fine 3B, low porosity, normal density and elasticity
CGing since July 2008