I think it would traumatize me if I had the mental capacity of a 5 yr old (or were 5 yrs old) but it's not a story for kids----its for adults. Truly one of the funniest Christmas movies ever made!
Slinky's rule for NC.com:

I suppose I can't judge you because you married a serviceman and it is wartime. Boo hoo. You must be loney sitting at home with nothing else to do but pick on people. Why don't you go masterbate again?