You're teasing us, right? Of course, you're a vampire, just a vegan vampire. I thought everyone knew this. You drink soy milk, instead of blood.
From Michael Berg:

Every person has a unique connection to the Creator that can never be extinguished, and every person has a great soul that can manifest important things in our world. To make a person feel less than they are because of something inside themselves, be it faith, race, or sexual orientation, is the greatest sin of all."