at first i was thinking, "what evil person doesnt like the beach/water/sun???" but then i realized one of the things i hate about going to the beach is the wildlife. im afraid of fish, jellyfish, crabs, etc. so im not too fond of frolicking on the beach. i loathe cold water. if its cold, im not getting in. and if the weather is above 78 degrees, im usually miserable. i can feel my skin baking. not fun.

so even though i enjoy the idea of beach/water/sun, the conditions have to be perfect for me to enjoy myself.