Don't tell me I'm too picky, then tell me you don't know anyone you'd let me date because I deserve better than all the guys you know.

Don't tell me I'd be the perfect girlfriend, if you don't want to date me and I want to date you.

I am NOT an object to be admired from my location on a pedestal far away. I am a figgin' human being, so treat me like one!

I will *not* pretend to be stupid just because you're insecure.
The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.

But at least the pews never attend yoga!