Someone PUKED....

on MY sidewalk.

What am I supposed to do? It's cold, I can't hose it off. The stuff is actually frozen.

I've already publicly shook the fist at the sky, and informed the neighborhood that its occupants are PIGS and I am NOT the mother of them.

Honestly, I don't remember why I ever thought I couldn't live in a suburb with grown up neighbors.
formerly Castella
(my dogs aren't snarly, my hair is)
Are there any teenage children nearby - that sounds like a stupid teenage drinking fest gone awry.

Is it near the doorway?

If it isn't, can you wait until it snows/rains and hope that it gets washed away?
Do you have one of those tools that scrapes ice off the sidewalk? That would probably work. Otherwise, maybe a shovel?

Like this. They are useful even for non-puke situations.
Someone puked on New Year's Eve in the covered pass-through between the garage units at my condo complex, and it's still there rotting away, 25 days later. It's so disgusting....we informed the manager but apparently they don't care.
Location: Southern NH

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Pour hot water on it to thaw it and then rinse it away. Eeeww
I've puked on the ground a few times during this pregnancy I know it was gross, but I couldn't help it - finally I started bringing plastic bags. If it was near my house, I would go back and hose it down but not much I could do when away from home.....
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Shovel it off - it's going to get really cold tomorrow!
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it.....Piss on it and walk away.
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