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why do you call me when you're picking up girls? why cant you ever call me in the pm? does it ever occur to you that calling me drunk and screaming that you love me and that you want to kill yourself would have me thinking that you need help? i cant help you, i can take you to people you can. but you have to want to help yourself. you're going to need to take some responsibility sometime.
when you hook up an EKG to a tree you'll get a heartbeat every 15 mins
Say whatever you want, in any languare you choose to me or in front of me. Profanity nor stupidity doesn't shock or impress me. You using a word with more than 2 syllables might. If there are children present, keep your profanity, racism, bigotry, sexism, sleeziness, crudeness, narrowmindedness, back-woods, hickville stupidity to yourself.

I am blond. That doesn't mean I'm stupid. Don't look shocked or call me a b*tch if you try to patronize me and I make you look like a fool. Also, telling other people that they are blond or that they are having a blond moment when they do something you think is stupid makes me want to slap the crap out of you.

Do not touch me. I don't know you; you don't know me. Get out of my personal space.

Yes, I'm liberal. Yes, I'm a feminist. No, I don't hate men in general, I just do not like you.

Do not tell your children they are stupid, ugly, dumb or an idiot in front of me. I will not hold my tongue no matter where we are. The minister will get over it eventually.

Soap is cheap and readily available; give it a try.

Having said that, please realize that there is a difference between one day's hardwork and a month of no bathing. One is ok, the other is not.

If you've never seen or liked an abstract or conceptional piece of artwork before, do not think the artist is impressed, concerned, or influenced with your critique of theirs.

No, I do not paint pretty little pictures like the "painter of light" guy. He does them quite well, buy one or two of his.

Yes, I can draw. Yes, I can draw people. No, I cannot make you look 15 years younger, do away with your double chin, your beergut or add you some hair if you'd like to the portrait to, um, well, look like you.

Yes, my friend is gay. Yes, I think they should be allowed to marry. It will not diminish the sanctity of your heterosexual marriage. Abuse, adultery, lying, and general lack of respect for your partner does that.

No, I don't believe in destiny, fate, love at first sight, soulmates, horoscopes, or any other such bs. I believe in trying to be the best I can be and treat my partner the best I can. Relationships are reciprical and work. It's not easy. It won't easier if we move in together/get married/have a child. We both will have to work to make it work.

Your God may be scarier and more damning than mine and he and you can judge me all you want, but mine has a sense of humor - I just look at you and there's my proof.

Oh, that felt so good.

Last edited by goldencurly; 08-30-2011 at 09:28 AM.
1. Stop copping an attitude when I ask you to move the flarn over because you're taking up 3 seats on the train! You are NOT P. Diddy - he has a car and you don't. Stop perpetrating and get some education. Why are you on the train at 9:30 AM anyways?

2. Gangsta leans, caps pulled low and pants hanging around your ankles are NOT attractive. I do not want to be with someone who looks like he just got out of jail. Here's a tip: GQ, Maxim and Esquire.

3. Aargh! Everyone who's never lived anywhere else thinks their town is the best. Get out of your comfort zone for once and try something different. If you aren't happy where you are, leave!
Sorry, you DON'T know what it's like for me. Your husband being gone for a week is NOTHING like what we've been thru & are going ot be going thru. Spending a week in TX on business in a hotel with room service, etc etc is nothing like a deployment so shooooosh!
Slinky's rule for

I suppose I can't judge you because you married a serviceman and it is wartime. Boo hoo. You must be loney sitting at home with nothing else to do but pick on people. Why don't you go masterbate again?
Dear Housemate:

You are on my LAST nerve! I cannot function with the heat turned down to 55 degrees at night. And no, extra blankets are not the issue. If you girlfriend won't even spend the night b/c she says its too cold, then frickin' listen to her. I'm PAYING for heat and eletricity - you are not Utility God doling it out to me in return for slavish devotion.

No wonder your ex wife and son can't stand you. And it's not just because you're French. You'd be a jerk in any country. Even my dog doesn't like you!

Get a life, put down the Chardonnay and get over yourself already.
I wish the US gov't would just find something to do with their time aside from sending me "surveys" where in the fine print it states my participation is mandatory by law. What the f@#$ OSHA is ok. I grasp the importance here. The INS and US Dept of Justice and US Dept of Labor - you people have too much time and your hands and are getting on my last nerve.

And while I'm ranting about "agencies" I wish the Dept of Insurance and the IRS would take a flying leap.

I think that's it for now. Aaaaaaaaargh.
Hyde Park Residence

Last edited by goldencurly; 08-30-2011 at 09:29 AM.
How do you manage to live with such hatred? Why don't you let it go already? If you dislike something in a situation, instead of holding all this hatred in so it bubbles over to everyone around you, why not DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE IT? Everyone who meets you can sense the hate in you, and that's why you have no friends.
The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.

But at least the pews never attend yoga!
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Would it be too much to just take me out to dinner or a movie? Why is playing in dart tournaments so important that you have to do it 3 nights a week and why get mad at me because I won't ask my boss to schedule me off those nights to be with the kids so you can go play stupid darts? I am glad you have a hobby but it is turning into another addiction. You spend about $200 a month on darts when we NEED that money to pay bills. And then when you are home you do NOTHING!!! How would it be to never have to do anything for yourself? Am I going to have to start wiping your butt soon too? Please look at what you are doing and decide if I am important enough to keep!!!!
How do you manage to live with such hatred? Why don't you let it go already? If you dislike something in a situation, instead of holding all this hatred in so it bubbles over to everyone around you, why not DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE IT? Everyone who meets you can sense the hate in you, and that's why you have no friends.
Originally Posted by NetG
To soon to be ex psychotic roommate - what SHE said.

I've had you banned from my work email address, refuse to come out of my room except to walk my dog or leave for work, won't talk to you - what the hell will it take to get you to LEAVE ME ALONE?!?

Let it go - the situation is not working out, I've gotten the landlord of the house involved, we all know you're a drunken psycho with no friends (a 50 year old dancing around to the Roxbury Boys? PUH-lease) and you've been paid. Take responsibility for your own feelings and act like a 50 year old, not a five year old.

To all the black women who think it's ok to leave your house and not comb your hair, wear dirty clothes, wear house slippers, be the loudest person within a 500 ft radius, have an inexplicable inabilty to speak proper english, etc. etc. etc:

Quit making the decent black women look like crap.
Quit living up to sterotypes.
Quit wondering why black men are running to white, spanish, asain, etc. women. If I was a black man, I wouldn't want anyone with the above qualities either.
Quit looking at me like I'm crazy because I can speak proper english and I care about the the way how I looked when I left my house.

So what if I like lighter skinned or mixed men?? That's my preference and that's my business. I guess you forgot to take notice of all the other men I've dated in addition to the mixed and lighter ones.

White people, quit acting like I'm an alien and maintaining a constant state of disbelief because I have an education, I work hard, I'm not unnecessarily loud, and speak proper english in addition to being black. If I hear "you're so different" from a white person again, I'll scream.
I know EXACTLY what you mean by that and it IS NOT A COMPLIMENT!

To all the people on Medicaid and Welfare and driving around town in your Escalades, BMW's, etc. with your hair and nails done, I despise you.
Quit abusing the system and get a real job.

Get over it. He doesn't want you. He's moved on with his life. Why don't you do the same?? I'm tired of lying and trying to make you feel better about it. Face it. He's getting married. It's been over for 3 years. I hate that your self-esteem relies on me sometimes. Yes, your outfit is cute. Yes, your hair looks ok. But should I have to go on about how fabulous it is to convince you?? Can't you feel like u look ok on your own sometimes??

I hate you. You're spineless excuse for a man. I hate that you're my father. You're a selfish a'hole who thinks it's ok to hit women. You love only yourself and your money. I hope you and your money rot in hell. You've treated us like crap all our lives. You love other people's kids but not your own. Let's see who's around in the next 20 or 25 years. I know it won't be me. I am going to take great joy in turning my back on you the same way you did me. And quit acting like you're father of the year because you did 1 or 2 things for me or gave me money. That's what you're suppoesed to do you f'ing moron. I owe you absolutely nothing in this lifetime. I am where I am in this life because your mother helped me get there. She raised me to be the person that I am. As usual she cleaned up your mess. You're nothing. You're nobody. I hope I can be there when you realize what a piece of crap you are so I can laugh in your face.
Abortion on demand and without apology.

Obamacare is not a blueprint for socialism. You're thinking of the New Testament. ~~ John Fugelsang

I'm done. I've ****ing HAD IT!

I like having something "down below"
Originally Posted by spring1onu
What would you call it, sci-fi guru?
Originally Posted by smurfette
don't click this. seriously.
what is so ****ing wrong with charity? i thought it's supposed to be some great human quality to be compassionate. i never thought that my very existence all came down to the american dollar and scrimping tax dollars.

why don't people help other people if only for the thought that they may need someone's help someday??? what is so ****ing wrong with that??

it's ludicrous that people belong to all of these mother****ing religions and organizations that profess how god is love and doing unto others and all that ******** but most people really just don't give a flying **** about any of that. christ, maybe people really are just pieces of fruit.
I'm done. I've &%$@#! HAD IT!

Originally Posted by the_cheat

To the B@stards that stole my car stereo the day after Christmas:

It's bad enough that you stole last year's present from me (the stereo) and you ruined this Christmas, but did you need to destroy my car in doing so?!?!?! I've been going around in circles with the insurance company and the several repairs shops about it all. The repairs are ridiculous and outrageous. Do you realize the trouble you've caused? I hope you get caught and spend a long time in jail.

To the other B@stards that stole my husband's luggage (and therefore all his belongings in them) from his hotel room a week later:

What the hell do you want with a bunch of used clothes and stuff?!?! What did you possibly do with them? Do you realize that hubby had to go out and buy new stuff just to get thru the week of business there? And we're having trouble getting any money back for reimbursement.

We feel violated now, and are having a hard time trusting anyone.

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Dear Campbell Brown and other various news anchors:

Their family member was abducted and killed. How do you THINK the family is doing? NOT SO GOOD.

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
That's right, there are ARABS in Jerusalem! I know you thought you could come from your warped Jews-only existence in Miami to a similar one in Israel, but this is a country in the Middle East. We weren't even in the Muslim quarter when you started freaking out - not that you'd ever consider this information relevant to anything, but most things in the Muslim quarter would've been closed as it was Friday. We were in the Christian quarter - the Arabic writing is for Arab Christians. Yeah, there are those too. Wake up and smell the region - Israel is NOT an extension of your local JCC!
You ignorant, arrogant, idiots.

You wonder why at times I'm embarassed to admit the school I went to, and refuse to recommend you for a job, then you have the GALL to claim that MLK Day isn't important? I don't care if you're a white kid who grew up in privelege-there is NO EXCUSE for being so ignorant that you don't realize the world is a different place than it was before MLK, and much better for his having lived. There is NO EXCUSE for you to be unaware that there are STILL inequalities and civil rights violations happening every day.

You don't have anything to do? FIND SOMETHING. Holy, figgin' cow. MLK day is past now, and you didn't even bother to pick up a newspaper and see all the stories about the day, watch the news and find out what parades and speeches happened? Then you think a day off is a waste of a day? No, you are a waste of a human, and I'm ashamed to admit you graduated from the same school I did, if they allowed you to graduate as such ignorant fools.
The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.

But at least the pews never attend yoga!
I hate the need for abortion. Why can't you have protected sex? Why can't you keep your legs closed until you are prepared for the NATURAL consequence of real sex, procreation? Why is there not enough healthcare and spreading of wealth in this country so that more people wouldn't feel the need to have an abortion? Why can't we Christians stop making abortion such a huge issue? It's just one thing we believe God hates, what about SELF-RIGHTEOUS judgement?

I am Christian. I am a loving mother. I love my daughter enough to spank her behind when she needs it, so she won't become one of those unruly, disrespectful, horrible children you all are venting about. Don't take a form of DISCIPLINE (when used appropriately) and automatically call it abuse. My daughter receives many kinds of discipline, and whenever she does receive a spanking, she can tell you why she got it and she knows that it was done from love, not anger. I will whip her now, so that the justice system or the good school of hard knocks won't take her later. I thank God for giving me the wisdom to never say, "I won't ever spank my kids!" There should be NOTHING you wouldn't do to protect and teach your children how to live with wisdom. Don't take your beliefs and try to inflict them on me, or tell me how to raise my child. If you are so knowledgeable and adamant, you can come and raise her yourself (although I'd whip your tail for even thinking about it - I love my daughter and am not giving her up for anyone!). If you did take her, and then not discipline her, she'd be another bad-behind child that no teacher wants to teach.

Which brings me to my next point. Parents, I am a teacher. Stop sending your kids to school without food, baths, or deoderant and toothpaste. We teachers that really care for our students end up spending our own money on these things so that the day will be tolerable for everyone, and your child can learn. And please, find some way to discipline your child, because if he ever puts a hand on me, that will be the end of my job and the end of his hand! I am not a punching bag, and I don't tolerate disrespect from my child, so I won't tolerate it from anyone else's.

Finally, if you let your child go to someone else's house, be mindful of the values/morals that household espouses. I don't do "time-outs" for major infractions. If you hit/kick/slap/spit, there will be a physical reprimand, preferably self-inflicted (meaning I make your child do what she did to the other child to herself). Sound like abuse, don't send your child to my house. My daughter has plenty of friends and their parents have good sense!

Other discipline techniques which are highly effective - parents against spanking, please try SOMETHING consistently: taking away privileges (and EVERYTHING is a privilege), go to bed, READ a book, write down what you did wrong (if they're young - draw a picture), repeat what you did, make the child apologize!

I feel so much better!!!!!

On a different note,

Don't say you embrace multiculturalism just because you tolerate being around people of other races. If you don't EMBRACE any aspect of their culture, you are not multicultural.

Have a Wonderful Day!!!!
People rise to the standard expected of them. GC

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