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I despise you. I cannot stand to see your miserable face.

I wish every self righteous person would go **** off. You are not a god or anywhere near above the rest of us.

Stop trying to force your damned opinions on me.

If you ogle me one more time, I swear you will have more than an eye problem.

Stop being an idiot hick and travel or something. Turn on PBS or read National Geographic. There are at least a billion more ppl in the world, and their cultures, languages, and lifestyles sure as hell aren't aligned with yours.

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."

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If you don't vote, don't ***** about the people in power. And if you DO vote, and you vote for a moron, don't ***** about it to me! You have the power to make the country WORK and you sit on your ass watching reality shows, and you get mad and look at me like I'M some kinda weirdo for getting out there and giving a damn. Well, you get the President that you deserve, and you get the country that you deserve. And if you can't see that we are sheep and that one wolf in charge is no better than another, then you SHOULD be eaten by the wolf, 'cause you're just too STUPID to exist.

I know that completely collides with my typical mellow self, but right now I am sick for the umpteenth time this winter, and I'm watching the news on Super Tuesday and realizing that America is NEVER going to figure out that it can do SO much better than "Anyone but Bush." We have a chance. Now it's a slimmer chance than ever. And we keep passing it by, keep letting fear get to us and say "Oh, I can't ask for what I really want, I'll play it safe." NEWS FLASH: THEY CAN'T READ YOUR MIND! IF YOU DON'T ASK FOR IT YOU NEVER WILL GET IT!

And if you can't figure THAT out by now, then YOU DON'T DESERVE IT.
I like having something "down below"
Originally Posted by spring1onu
What would you call it, sci-fi guru?
Originally Posted by smurfette
don't click this. seriously.
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Stop taking this message board so seriously. I'm sorry that these are the only "friends" that you may have in the world, but you have no right to get peeved when someone has an opinion about something. Just because someone isn't neutral about every damn thing here, that doesn't mean that they're ignorant, out there in public behind a podium talking about it, or burning a cross on someone's lawn. People have a right to take a stance on certain things, and if you don't, I really don't know what kind of standards or expectations you have for your own life. It doesn't mean that we expect anyone to believe what we do, either...It may look that way, but a lot of times we are looking for someone who will try to change our minds.

People can say any darn thing they want here about their personal lives, or anything else. If you don't like it, you can just refrain from clicking on the topic. I don't like threads about brainless, idiotic reality shows, or threads where uninformed people try to argue politics, so I just don't read them. Its not like we're on the street waiting for a bus, and trying not to listen to the conversations around us. Everything here is completely avoidable.

Oh yeah, and I hate when people base their opinions on political candidates solely on sound bites they've heard from the media.

One more thing...I really don't see why its necessary to mention how cute/attractive you are...especially in passing. All that does is make me think you are hideous.

And again, don't think I don't have a right to disagree with Evangelicals. If people from your church are standing lakeside in the summer, accosting people who walk by with your condescending, hateful ********, don't expect that people aren't going to flame you. I have listened to your preaching from my family, my best friends, and even my doctor...I have even read books and watched television shows about you. Sorry, but I'm still not convinced. I'm waiting to be, though.
I am NOT fat, I am normal size. I will NOT starve myself to fit into the new fashions. They're ugly anyway. I like my clothing to cover more than 4 square inches of my body at a time, you know?


I cannot STAND religious missionaries. I wish I had a hose to turn on them. Get off my welcome mat 'cause you're NOT welcome, I don't want your God in my house. I don't want your Book on my shelf. I think it's all bullcrap.

In case that wasn't obvious enough, I think I'm slowly becoming an athiest.

To the guy at the temp job who looked at me like I was from Mars: Hey, *******, as long as YOU'RE dressing up to go to Rocky Horror Picture Show, I don't think you have any right to call ME wierd for dressing up as a pirate to see a Pirate show. Duhhhhhh.

Pirates are better than your little freak show anyway. RHPS may be funny but it's got screechy songs and for crying out loud IT'S ONLY A MOVIE NOT A WAY OF LIFE. Speaking of lives, GET ONE.
I like having something "down below"
Originally Posted by spring1onu
What would you call it, sci-fi guru?
Originally Posted by smurfette
don't click this. seriously.
1. People who don't brush their teeth! It ain't that hard to do, really..
2. Cooking for my housemates out of the goodness of my heart and not receiving a word of thanks (or help). I mean seriously, cooking pancakes, the smoke detector goes off and my housemate stands there and looks at it expecting me to turn it off although I'm busy cooking, although I'm cooking breakfast for HER. She got annoyed when I asked her to turn it off :x
3. My damn smoke detector .. seriously, it goes off unnecessarily. If I open the oven it goes off. The one time I actually set something on fire, it didnt go off either!
4. People who leave things such as butter and milk out on the counter after using them.
5. People who waste food! So many go without, and you can let meat spoil in the fridge cuz you're too lazy to cook it??
6. People who drink 2 sips of tea then leaves the rest on top the TV for 2 days..
7. People who are really fat, wear clothes that show their huge belly and butt-crack off, and eat like a pig (eg. tonnes of butter). Can't even wait for food to finish cooking cuz you're so greedy and impatient ... you'd eat half raw pasta and call it al dente simply because you have no patience.
8. You can't pick up someone's phone and read their text messages when they're not there. It's just rude! Don't tell other people what my private texts say either!
9. Leaning over someone's shoulder and breathing on their arm while reading their private MSN messenger conversations ain't cool. Typing messages to them, pretending to be me isn't cool either!
10. Heavy breathing out through your nose, so loud you can hear it from 10 feet away. Whats up with that?!

Can't think of anymore right now .. all except number 3 were about the same person as well. Really long rant, I know, but it's good to get things off your chest. For all of you having trouble with roommates - I know the feeling! She's probably reading this right now anyway HI!

oh one more
11. Not having the guts to tell someone when they're annoying me
I don't care what time of the month it is or what is happening to your body because of it.

The world does not revolve around your opinion and feelings - deal with it.

Stop using the bible as your weapon of discrimination. If "God" wants to judge people for being gay or whatever (insert judgement of choice here) then so be it - it isn't your job or right to be a jack a s s about it.

Note to all southerners: The civil war has ended. Open your minds and get over it.

I don't care how long your family has been in this country - although I'll bet my Cherokee ancestors do.

You don't want kids - fine we get it - but don't hate my child for being born. I'm not having 9 and I don't take her to restaurants at busy times. The human race has to continue - someone has to hate you when you're old.

Cheerleading is overrated.

Skin comes in different colors - everybody got that? Good - let's move on.

I use shampoo with sulfates - and I like it!!

And finally...(drumroll)...Bush is the Antichrist!!!!( to anyone who has read all the posts)
Better everyone think your a fool, than to open your mouth and prove them right.

Perception is not reality.
Yes, I know I'm fat. Bite me.

No, I don't want to hear about your latest diet program where you can eat all you want and if you don't get out of my face I'm going to assault you. Bite me.

Yes, a little sliver of that will too put me off my diet and I said no. Bite me.

That little girl running around like an idiot at class was fine until you fed her the (insert food with red dye #3 or 40) to which she is allergic. I believe I wrote that in her records and brought her a snack from home. If you can't pay attention, bite me.

My kid is entitled to her opinion. It may not change anything, but I will not have my daughter be a compliant, repressed doll for your son to jerk around. If you don't like it.....well, y'all get the idea.

If you don't want to go to college and get a degree, then you shouldn't be surprised that companies won't hire you for a position that requires a degree. I don't care how well you can hack a database, it's not a job skill most firms are looking for.
Everything I say does not come out as I intended. Ask me to clairify before you let it bother you.

Uneducated does not mean unintelligent.


I am not a fraud. What you see is what you get and while it may not reach the highest plateau I'm quite confident you won't find much better from A-Z. And I'm sorry for the few missing pieces.

Everything has an order and everything has a place, stop ****ing it up for the rest of us. Some things just have to be accepted.
~Two friends, one soul inspired~ anonymous
Don't run up your credit cards when you don't have the funds to pay them off--then file for bankruptcy, you lazy ****. The rest of us have to pay for your stupidity. Ever wonder why interest rates on credit cards are so damn high?

The world does not owe you anything.
It cheeses me off, when I have to listen to someone's else long drawn out tedious relationship problems, on and on and on and watch them do that same things again and again that lead to the problems, then that same person doesn't know my name when I ask for a favor. This same person thinking I owe them my time and money, and him being a relative so I have to talk to him....

Struggling to pay your bills, and watch someone go through bankruptcy and proclaim life is good. DOH!!!!!!

People who take exception to each and every statement and tell me why I should feel the way I feel.
Earn Income Credit given to people that barley work. What? you paid $500.00 in Federal Taxes and you are getting a $3000.00 tax refund because you have two children. Who's pocket is that $2500 coming out of.
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I don't care what you think, no one looks good with bleached blonde hair! I see this everywhere where I live and it makes you look like trash. Go natural, trust me you look better as a brunette!
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever: It's loveliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness; but will still keep a bower quiet for us, and a sleep full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing."... John Keats. (Endymion, Book I, 1-5)
Teach your child some damn manners!

I don't like franchises.

My opinion is just as valid as yours - deal with it.
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
College kids are really annoying. Just because you graduated high school doesn't mean you know ****. Show some respect to your elders.
To Trenell, MizKerri and geeky:
I pray none of you ever has to live in a communist state.

Geeky is my hero. She's the true badass. The badass who doesn't even need to be a badass. There aren't enough O's in cool to describe her.
Oh my, I am going to be very unpopular for what I am about to say. I've been dared in the topic of this post so here it goes........

I LOVE George W. Bush. I am an Evangelical Christian. And, I think people should be required to take a test to prove they are knowledgeable enough to vote in this country. The people who say they will vote for anyone BUT Bush but can't answer a simple questions about our country and it's leadership and structure are an absolute abomination in my opinion.

To, THE CHEAT, I have so much respect for you even though our views are on opposite ends of the spectrum. At least you KNOW what you stand for and can intelligently express your views and opinions. Kudos to you for that!

Whew, that felt good. Now, to the majority of people on this board that I KNOW have a major differences of opinion from what I stated above, I don't feel distain for you at all. I am thankful that I live in a county where we are allowed to speak freely and debate issues that are important to all of us. I love you all!
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People who can't follow instructions when they're right in front of them are either stupid, have an organic brain disease, are having a major brain fart, have a brain injury, or are blind. Read or listen before you jump to conclusions, *******.

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."

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Yes I have a big belly--I have gestational diabetes & am having a big baby. Your comments of "your belly is HUGE" does nothing to help me feel better about the risks I'm facing.

Yes I am 36 & having my first child. Your comment of "why did you wait so long?" is incredibly rude & stupid.

I think it's admirable that you chose to have your baby at home w/out pain meds. Personally I'm all about going to the hospital & having an epidural. My baby, my body, my choice!

Men, I'm pregnant. And it's not by you so stop looking at me like you want to do me right here right now. It ooks me out.

Don't like my opinion? Tough luck, chances are I dont like yours but we're all entitled to our own opinions. I'll respect yours if you respect mine.

You think watching the war on tv had an effect on your life? Imagine what it was like for me.

You think we shouldn't send more troops over? Imagine how I feel knowing DH is going back this year (or very early next) for yet another year in the Gulf.

My dog doesn't listen half the time when I say "no" why do you think your ill-behaved children will listen to you?

Don't scream at your kids in front of me. It's not my fault you can't control them. Screaming accomplishes nothing & makes you look like a fool.

Teach your children manners. Last time I checked "please" "excuse me" and "thank you" were free.

Shopping for hours on end may be fun for you but not your kids. Get them out of the stores.

Stop crying "personal attack" when someone disagrees with you. If you're not adult enough to handle criticism get off the board. And if people "attacking" you on the board gets you this upset I pity you in your real life.

Does it really pain some women to shower & put on decent clothes to go out? If I see another woman at the dr's office in sweats & a t shirt w/ a pony tail on the top of her head I'm going to scream. Show some pride in your appearance. YOu might get more respect & better treatment if you look like you deserve it.

Same-sex marriage isn't demeaning the sanctity of marriage---infidelity & divorce are.

With 50% of all marriages ending in divorce please think 2, 3 & 4 times about saying "yes" when he proposes. Your relationship isn't any more special than anyone elses & you WILL have to work to make your marriage work. If' you're not willing to give & take & compromise now you'll never do it in your marriage.

No my dear, he will NEVER change & you wont be able to make him.

I dont care if you've recently graduated from college. You DON'T know everything! Your life experience is NIL. Don't get pissy when someone who is older & has BTDT gives you advice.

OMG how cathartic was this?!!!! Great idea!!!
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I suppose I can't judge you because you married a serviceman and it is wartime. Boo hoo. You must be loney sitting at home with nothing else to do but pick on people. Why don't you go masterbate again?
I am sick and tired of able-bodied slobs living off my hard-earned money.
I like George W. Bush, believe he is the better man for the job, and will be voting for him.
WOW! This is GREAT!
Don't talk about what you don't know.

Seriously. It makes you look stupid.

Obamacare is not a blueprint for socialism. You're thinking of the New Testament. ~~ John Fugelsang

Stop giving me orders. I don't care if you're my boss. I don't like the way you do it.

Oh wow, you're so profound. Why do people think they're so thought-provoking when they're bringing up such a basic idea -- and other people are all "Wow, that's a really great question." PLEASE!

Stop acting like you're so selfless when all you do are ask me obligatory questions about my life but I have to pay great attention to yours.

Buy your own cigarettes.

Stop dressing the same, you sheep girls. You all blend in with each other and you think you're so damn hot.

- I didn't get a chance to say it. What the hell did I do to you, you worthless troll?

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