Say It. I Dare You.

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That awkward moment when your work life and real life collide... How do you two know each other?! Please put an end to this immediately!

Also... My car is currently being held hostage at the inspection place. I dropped it off Thursday night, he "didn't get to it" on Friday, and I have yet to hear anything from him today. HURRY UP, DUDE! I'm going to go broke putting gas in my dad's truck... "Topping it off" with a half tank today cost me $40 and will last maybe a week. That could've gotten me a whole tank in my car, and lasted for two weeks!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
LOL, oh, tumblr:

jesus looking behind himself, only seeing eleven disciples and yelling "WHO UNFOLLOWED ME"
july 4th, 1776

britain: wHOA i just lost 13 followers wtf

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In my next life, please do not make me a support person. We are stepped on and ignored.
2/c Coarse hair med. density.
Highly porous. Color over grey.
I love all the Curl Junkie products. Still experimenting with gels and curl creams. Still hoping for 2nd day hair....
Every day is a gift
I'm going to be a well loved house cat in my next life.
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham."

And Abraham replied, "What."
God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek."

To which they responded, "Gay."
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin' slammin' bootylicious.
A little blasphemy.
It was beautiful out today, but my kids have been sick forever. I opened all the windows and shampooed the carpets. And vacuumed out the vents. And some other little things. I feel so clean. Well, my house anyway. I actually feel pretty dirty.

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Dude's probably like "well that was unexpected!".

I know it's really bad, but I laughed so hard at this:

I am such a crazy person, but I am SO happy that I don't have to use all my time for school and I have time to CLEAN AGAIN!

I keep cleaning and its clean and then I clean some more.

I am sitting in my CLEAN bedroom. And I am happy.

(And crazy)

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Iroc, you sound like one of my friends, *when it comes to it's clean but I keep cleaning*. She works in a hospital lab and she will sanitize her kitchen counters 7 times in 30 minutes She will not stop cleaning, and you have to make her (as in hound her to) sit down relax for a second.

It took 6 years for her to stop washing every wall in her house once a week. She slowly worked her way to once a month.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

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I hate when people crowd my personal space.

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a bisexual pop group called Both Directions
a pansexual pop group called All Directions

a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions
a married pop group called Dammit Why Won't You Just Ask For Directions
Silly, but it cracked me up.
Originally Posted by Saria

a progressive rock band called GPS

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Iroc, I wish I was like that. Even a little bit.

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I'm pretty sure the only things I ever accomplish are done while avoiding something else. Yay, me!
I'm pretty sure the only things I ever accomplish are done while avoiding something else. Yay, me!
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me too.

I haven't been able to study for my test, and I took off work off just for it.

MY shifts almost over...if I was there. I've just been watching netflix

Wowzers, I just read an excellent, excellent description of a kiss. Dayum, that's good fic! Man, that was straight up electric.

I haven't been paying attention, and it's dark, but one look out the window and I knew I was home. I want to kiss the pavement. I love you, NYC.
on november 12th he asked me for a pen.

my teacher did.

because he wants me.

This book trailer for 50 Shades of Chicken is simultaneously hilarious and disturbing.


Good lord - what next!?

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