Say It. I Dare You.

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Great thread--I SO need to vent today.

Yes, I am blonde. I wear lipstick and I have a slammin' bod. I am also a feminist, a phi beta kappa, graduated summa *** laude and have a master's. Read: I am not dumb, vapid or shallow. Moreover, when you condescend to me, don't look at me like I'm the bitca when I make you look dumb.

All southerners are not racist, homophobic, bible beating hillbillies. Don't make fun of my accent and I won't make fun of yours. Please extend your high-minded humanitarianism and feminism to us rube southerners.

Don't tell me to smile. It makes me want to punch you in the face.

Don't tell me that just because I don't believe what you believe and have no desire to espouse any religious creed that I have a problem with religion. You have a problem in needing affirmation from every tom, dick or harry you meet.
Oh my gosh! The censor has gone crazy!

That's summa c u m laude--nothing dirty I promise.
And tom eh dirk and harry!
What and when I eat is not up for discussion or analysis. And don't you DARE touch my food.

Sorry, Dad, I forgot you know everything and I know nothing. I'll try to remember.

Get a &^*#() babysitter if you want to go out. Here's a tip: infants don't enjoy musicals, concerts, or dinner in romantic restaurants.

Yes, you have the right to get piss drunk and act like an ass. And I have the right to kick said ass.

I feel better.
4a with 3c patches/LOIS daughter O/S spongy fine, natural since 1999

Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence.
- Vince Lombardi
Stop thinking you're better than everyone else. You're not. Nobody likes you they're just too frickin' scared to say so. You're selfish, you're a slut, you're overweight, you're whiney and let me throw in selfish again- everyone* knows it. They just act nice around you so you don't start a rumour about them. I don't know why I was ever friends with you, but I'll tell you this- stop trying to make me miserable. You think you're so popular and that you can come over to me when I'm with my real friends and make fun of me. They all see through the act. You just can't stand it that I'm happy. Do us all a favour, and transfer schools!!!
Wash your hands after you use the bathroom! It's NASTY if you don't!

Use your turn signals and don't get pissy at me if I drive the speed limit!


I cannot and will not "fix" you. Your problems are yours, you need to deal with them instead of trying to make me, and everyone else, feel like crap because you feel like crap!

You said you cannot marry the guy you are dating. Then stop talking about how you want to get married until you break up with this guy!!
feed people -
Um, if you ask me a question, and I answer it, DO NOT keep asking me over and over. The answer's not going to change. You can't "refresh my memory" if I don't remember it in the first place. Ok? You can stop now.
I like having something "down below"
Originally Posted by spring1onu
What would you call it, sci-fi guru?
Originally Posted by smurfette
don't click this. seriously.
You look like you are the age you are. You do not look like you're 5, 10, or 20 years younger. I don't care how many people "honestly mistake" you for being that age. You don't look it. They're lying to make you feel better. Especially bartenders, or anyone you tip, because they said you look so young.

Stop saying how cute you are, hot you are, etc. Ever heard the phrase "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"? There is no need to advertise to everyone that YOU think you are just the hottest thing to ever walk the earth.

Every guy who looks at you is not just trying to get in your pants, so stop freaking out about it. Not that many people want you. It's all in your head.

Stop freaking out about "drama" in your life that you make for yourself. Stop doing it.

Stop saying how ugly you are, how unlikeable you are, how no one will ever give you a job, etc. It's not true, and it's all your attitude.
"I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!" -BART SIMPSON
And yes, I know I suck at spelling. Please don't correct my errors and/or laugh at me. If you don't understand what I'm trying to say, just ask.

(This is not to anyone on this board, but to someone who laughs very loudly at me everytime I make a spelling mistake)
feed people -
I HATE people who act like they are better than everyone else.

I can't stand when you criticize me for stupid ****. Please just ****ing go away!

Don't tell me what is right for my child.

I don't give bums money either. I work hard for what little money I make.

If you are going for a coffee run ask everyone if they want something not just your friend and the married guy you're ****ing.

I HATE rude people!
This is fun.

Quit laughing at me when I make a mistake or say something stupid, and quite worrying that someone is gonna laugh at you to the point that you won't try or do anything different.

Have your own opinion.

Quit waiting for some guy to take care of you. Do things for yourself.
Don't tell me to be myself, I am being myself. If I wasn't being me who would I be?
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
You have GORGEOUS HAIR. Quit whining and moaning about
how crappy it is, you're making the rest of us feel bad.
What a GREAT idea for a thread. Great replies too, even the ones I disagree with (very few), I love the honesty. OK mine:

To all people who insist on having a cell phone glued to their ear EVERYWHERE they go - do us all a favor and shove that thing up your butt, where it belongs. Perhaps you think it makes you look important or something. It doesn't. It makes you look like an ass. Plus it's dangerous to use in a car (unless you're parked) and it's incredibly inconsiderate in most public places. It's called COMMON COURTESY.

Speaking of cell phones, NO child should ever own one. Ditto for a credit card. Kids should be kids, not midget cheap imitation grownups. Go play in the back yard for crying out loud.

Speaking of kids, hey parents: if you are unwilling or unable to teach your kids to behave in public, and especially to keep quiet in places where it is expected (movies, church, and so on) - STAY THE !!!! HOME. I know kids will be kids and can't be expected to be perfectly quiet all the time, but if they start acting up, quiet them immediately - and if you can't, at least have the sense to take them out somewhere and deal with it. It's called COMMON COURTESY.

All adults (pretend for a minute that applies to everyone 18 or older): the behaving thing goes for you too. If you have decided not to grow up and just be a brat punk your whole life, do it in the privacy of your own home.

There is a LOT to be said for growing old gracefully. Old men racing Camaros down the street look as silly as old women with really long hair and short skirts. You aren't 21 anymore, get over it (and you can look older and still look great, honest!)

Fingernails more than an inch or two long look not only really fakey, but pretty ridiculous. "More is better" only goes so far. PS most shades of green and blue and black (???) look also like you're getting ready for halloween. And I won't even get into leopard-skin anything. Please stop.

If you don't have it, please, don't flaunt it. (men and women)

Why is it to SO hard to say "hello" if someone says hello to you, or "thank you" for something or "excuse me" when you do something, like for example cut in front of someone (at a store or whatever)? It's called COMMON COURTESY. Try it, it doesn't hurt honest!!

Jehovah Witnesses: in a way I respect that you're trying to do the right thing, but would you please finally WAKE UP and realize all you're really doing is ticking everybody off. It isn't working, get over it, and go away. I'll worship in my own way, thank you very much.

Atheists: no, I can't scientifically prove God exists. And I respect your right to believe what you want. But you can't prove He doesn't exist either, so how about respecting MY beliefs as well. At least spare me your smug self-imagined superior IQ, because you only prove your lack of IQ when you come off with that kind of attitude. And no not all Christians are Rev Falwell clones either.

Whoever: your political party and its representatives don't get everything right and the other one doesn't get everything wrong, whichever you belong to. Sorry, life just isn't that simple or easy. How can that not be obvious?

Kids: if you think life is hard because you have to go to school and do homework and obey your parent's rules, you haven't seen anything yet. Guess what, there is no such thing as a time in your life when you can do anything you want. You think we all would rather go to work than the beach?? And oh yeah you want to be treated like an adult? ACT LIKE ONE. Be mature and responsible and courteous and grateful for what you have, not whiny and pissed off all the time.

Finally, turn that obscene damn thumping car stereo down, especially in residential areas! Like cell phones, it is not only dangerous on the road, but extremely immature and obnoxious. And believe it or not, most of the rest of the world doesn't share your enthusiasm for your music, or bleeding eardrums. PS you also look like a complete fool.

Whew, thank you
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There's another one, dang internet!!
Quit trying to be just like your friend; don't start talking /dressing/acting like her just because you think she's cool! She's really just a skank that has pretty hair. Be yourself, if you even remember who that is!

Don't talk mess about me because I have have guy're just jealous because they think you are just a peice of a$$ and they actually want to HANG OUT with me!

Don't get mad because your boyfriend and I can carry on a better conversation that you and him can.

If you don't use conditioneror have any in the house, you could at least let me know BEFORE I shampoo my hair and am frantically looking around for it in the shower.

Even though I am not overweight, I can have problem areas. When we are discussing cellulite and stuff, don't say,"Oh you're not EVEN fat!" I didn't ask what YOU thought, I was TELLING you what I thought about my cellulite!

Don't talk about your ex-girlfriends or anything ya'll ever did...I don't care to feel compared!
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

" could have a turd on your head and no one would notice."~Subbrock

"I had an imaginary puppy, but my grandpa ate him."~Bailey
Stop thinking you're better than everyone else. You're not. Nobody likes you they're just too frickin' scared to say so. You're selfish, you're a slut, you're overweight, you're whiney and let me throw in selfish again- everyone* knows it. They just act nice around you so you don't start a rumour about them. I don't know why I was ever friends with you, but I'll tell you this- stop trying to make me miserable. You think you're so popular and that you can come over to me when I'm with my real friends and make fun of me. They all see through the act. You just can't stand it that I'm happy. Do us all a favour, and transfer schools!!!
Originally Posted by Sugar Plum Fairy
How do you know my roommate so well?
Why do you think everything is about you? Couldn't it be possible that something I say has absolutely nothing to do with you?

How do you think it makes you look that you tell me that you hate me just because of how I look and who I date and then you turn around and try to play the victim and make it seem like I am the one out to get you. Insecure much?

Yes I am living with my boyfriend and no it is none of your business if we want to "live in sin", but thanks for your deep concern for my well being. At least you'll still be there for me when I'm rotting in hell.

Please don't call my house before 9 in the morning. I may be up, but I am not interested in talking to you about credit card offers so early in the morning.

Please don't drive so close behind me. You will not get to where you need to be any faster because I will just slow down anyway.

Please don't tell people that you called me and I didn't return your call when you never even called me and you don't even have my number.
Don't call my house and when I answer the phone say to me, "Who's this?"

You called MY number. Figure it out.

Obamacare is not a blueprint for socialism. You're thinking of the New Testament. ~~ John Fugelsang

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