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Neighbors down the street...
you have had your new windows for MORE than a year now.

The giant "Pella" stickers are not supposed to STAY on the windows.
You are supposed to peel them OFF. How can you even see through the glass with those stupid giant yellow circles in your way??????

I swear I am going to sneak down there in the middle of the night and rip them off.
Healing Women - Please help.
I despise the way the media and any other informative outlets portray black people, it's sickening and I'm very tired of it. The media and journalist need to be held accountable for how they report stories.

Example: When the news does stories of fighting the war on drugs, they immediately show the urban street corners, "men of color". However, they never show the planes and boats the **** comes in here on, by whom, surely not men of color they do not own boats and planes. So why try to make it seem blacks are the problem/source of drug trafficking.

I could give a million examples ranging from murder to nba brawls. Hockey players fight all the time why is it NATIONAL news when nba players, who are human lose their temper?

*disclaimer* I am not at all negating the wrong doing of anyone however, please stop making it seem as though everything bad in society begins and ends with one race of people and everything good, proper and right is another race.

America was built on violence, hence slavery, lynching, burning at the stake, so please stop acting like people of color are the most violent to ever walk this earth
3c and frizzy
we TECHNICALLY close at p:10 pm. If it's 9:05 and you come in, do not sit down. take your **** and GO.
when you hook up an EKG to a tree you'll get a heartbeat every 15 mins
What the heck is wrong with you guys? DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT I HAVE A TON ELSE TO DO?! I'm completely stressed, but you keep pilling on the work, expecting "quality" results. Oh, and J? WTF? You barely do anything. You're rude, rude, rude, and I hate how you give us stuff ALL the time! And A, you're so annoying. You think you're all great, but then you make rude remarks or COMPLETELY CONTRADICT what you JUST told us was right, and then you make others look like idiots! And then when someone asks a question, you make everyone feel stupid. I thought I liked you, but I don't. I hate how you tell us stupid things and then say, "so that's kinda cool" and then we say something ACTUALLY cool, and we get a weird look. Just shut up.
K - STOP letting people walk all over you, it drives me nuts.
M, I can't believe I have to do this TONIGHT. We don't understand it, you should have given us better notice or something.


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Smiles are free, so give them away.

Celebrate we will, 'cause life is short but sweet, for certain.
We open at 10. Do NOT come over at 9:15 and rap on the door with that dumbass smile on your face that you think is soooo charming. We open at 10. It's right there on the door. LEARN TO TELL TIME PLEASE.

And if we accidentally leave the door open 10 minutes to 10 and you waltz in while we're still getting ready to open, do NOT get miffed when we don't all run over at once to wait on you. You're technically trespassing at that point, and we're gonna treat you like a trespasser.

No love,
the shopgirl
I like having something "down below"
Originally Posted by spring1onu
What would you call it, sci-fi guru?
Originally Posted by smurfette
don't click this. seriously.
To my son's therapist:

You are a nosy b*tch, your only concern should be my younger son's development. here is a list of things that are not your concern:

My older son he has seen many doctors for several house and already has a dx, we do not need to to spend less then 5 minutes with him and come up with something completely different, which seems to vary from week to week. He has 4 teachers, 2 speech therapists, a doctor, 2 OTs, a PT and a school counceler to take care of him he does not need you.

I do not need to hear that I am an irresponsible parent for not signing up for such and such program, he was only dx a few months ago, I was told your son has autism, here's a pamplet have a nice day and that was it, his doctor knew very little about autism, we are all learning the hard way. And for crying out loud he's 3, I think signing guardianship papers is a bit premature, I dont think he's going to try and move out on his own anytime soon.

I do not need to hear your opinions of my husbands job.

I do not care to hear your critizisms of my reading/movie choices.

If I thought that going back to college was a possiblity at this time I would do it, but not until I can actually decide what it is that I want to do, and actually make money at, or would be practical for my family situation.

I do not care to hear your opinion about how I run my house.

I do not care to hear your solutions to organize my schedule.

I do not care about your opinion of my interests, my wallpaper on my computer, my choice of decorations or anything else that doesn't involve the child you are supposed to be helping.

Yes I smoke, and yes dying of lung cancer is not a pretty death, but is there any "pretty" death. I recently have had several relatives die of various causes and it wasn't pretty. even dying of just plain old old-age is not pretty.

And lets talk about your child care opinions for a seconds. Extreme exacterations are not the best way to talk. I realize it's been a like 10 years since I graduated from high school. But I don't remember hearing any stories of teenage boys who still: jumped on their beds, slept with their parents. nor do I know anybody in their 20's that still bathe with their parents.

You were hired to help my youngest to catch up with his development, teach him to talk, and help with his frustration tolerance, and I dont think putting him in situations where he can't fail will help with that. You spend more time lecturing me on everything else then working with my son. You are only here until the therapist that I want has a free spot and if you don't shut your f---king mouth you won't last that long.
Shame on you. She was a child and you are an adult...a little forgiveness please? To continue shunning her because of one little mistake is so childish and un-Christian like.

I can forgive you because you are an 'elder' but this has made a huge impact on my view of you.

Blood isn't always thicker than water, you know.
pw - jack

Going natural for the summer...just a dab of ArcAngell!
Do y'all have to fight on Christmas Eve?? Can't we just get through today and tomorrow minus the fighting?? Guess not.
Join Date: Oct 2003
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What do you think gives you the right to ruin every holiday? What gives you the right to speak to me like that for no reason? You are either the most selfish ***** on the planet, or you are getting sick like grandma. You need to see a doctor to get a diagnosis, or get out of everyone's life.

I didnt want to call home today. I cant fake the 'Im happy and everything is fine' mood anymore. This sucks. I hate my job, I hate being here. I know I will be home soon but that doesnt change the fact that it sucks hairy balls now. I cant wait to take this job and shove it.

I want a simple life, I want to go to work at a job I like and I want to love myself. I want to be close to home and spend time with the people who matter to me. I dont care if I never make alot of money, I just want to be happy with my choices. So why do you insist I need to stay where I am and just suck it nope. You can, but I have more to look forward to in my life. YOu are lame and I dont like you.

I am still pretty ****ing salty that I wasnt in your wedding because I didnt call you every day. I think thats a weak excuse. If you dont like me then dont pretend, dont act all buddy buddy...and dont be all excited that we now get to plan a wedding together for our dear cousin. Its like Im good enough to help her with her wedding but you didnt want anything to do with me for yours. I hate how Im still giving you that power over can still affect me like that.
"Someday love will find you...break those chains that bind you!!"

Just lay off!

I don't need your constant commentary of everything that is happening in your day. Yes, you are better at the job than I am. You know that, I know that and the rest of the office knows that, but buddy, numbers are not everything. The difference is, my clients like me! I have the highest return & referral rate and it's because I treat them like people and not sheep that need to be told what to do.

You came in with a lot of schooling and experience, I came in with neither. I'm constantly playing catch up and learning what the rest of you have known for years, but you know what? I'm kicking your ass!!!! I heard all about you on Friday. I take one day off and you go nuts trying to catch up. well you know what, you are not going to beat me, I will come out on top this month. It's Ok, deal with it, you are number one every other month, let me enjoy it for once.

Wasn't that your big problem when you came to this office? Not enough team work??? Well guess what, you're the only one it seems to effect. The rest of us get along great and help each other out! We get along great, we work well together and it shows. We have the best numbers in the Province and no, it's not all because of you.

Hope you have a wonderful holiday and the rest you have been whining about. Maybe look into a few resolutions and lets start the new year out on a better foot!

Jack Ass
I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn were wrong..My grandmother passed last month and yet I still called you to let you know how I was doing...yet you get mad at me for what..because you had an effing card party two days after her funeral and I stayed for an hour..well excuse me for nourning my loss..I am so sorry I will never be a goodie two shoes priss pot such as yourself..I can't help it if there is a world outside of this boring little-depressed dump and I want to be a part of made your bed now you have to lie in it.I called you when Iheard that your car was stolen I called you three times..and you you have yet to return my calls..How dare you say that I will never amount to anything..At least I try and I will keep trying..I am moving and that is all there is..Just because you want to stay does not mean that you have degrade my name..u make me so sick. When u were going thru your divorce I made the time for you and this is what I call and talk to my mother and when she says--I am here you hang up the phone...u will get yours..
E - How could you do this? Do you know how S feels? Do you?

I thought I really knew you, but I guess I don't.

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mostly 3b, mod CG

Smiles are free, so give them away.

Celebrate we will, 'cause life is short but sweet, for certain.
omg! don't bother being offended if you haven't bothered to figure out what we're talking about. If you just want to be angry about something how about taxes for feck sake!
If you can't bother to read don't bother to act an @ss grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Low porosity, medium texture.

If it smells good put it in your hair, if it tastes good spit it out!
I'm tired of waiting! If you don't know right now, you will never know!! Freakin' tell me what you're going to do before I burst into flames!!!!! AUGH!
"It's hard to remember a time, when I didn't have you", Richie Sambora
"Boys are bad and men are stupid", WB's
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh" Mr. Big
You must have a miserable life if you find every little thing offensive. Get a bloody hobby!
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
It's so much fun to make your little head explode! But I'm sad for you - you're stupid, and there's no cure for that.
Get used to me. Black, confident, cocky; my name, not yours; my religion, not yours; my goals, my own; get used to me. -Muhammad Ali

Yes - I know your boss pinched your bum and that was so traumatic, or you shot yourself with a nail gun, or you fell down on the ice while at work, but FFS. . get a !@@#$ job and move on with your life.

Stop leaching off all us working people.
You're not going to make the "big score" with the insurance company.
Deal with it and get a job!
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fine, wavy - 2b/3a
You. Are. Wrong.

Get over yourself, man. Alcohol-fueled denial and repression and anger does not = strength. You're more fragile than anyone I know.

Only two year olds lash out like that at other people. Are you two years old?

I suppose I am stupid for caring about people, stupid for trying to comfort them and settle disputes before they turn into big friendship-destroying deathmatches. Stupid for hurting, stupid for privately discussing the hurt with other people I trust. To you this is 'passive aggressive.' To me it's simply gathering my thoughts before I approach you again.

Yeah, I put you on notice. I thought that was a term you'd understand...notice I only did that AFTER you screamed at me over IM. AFTER I'd had enough of you and your ********. AFTER I'd decided that talking to you was an utter waste of time. AFTER I'd decided that I really didn't give a flying **** what your reaction was. If you're so ****ing smart, I'm sure you know what true passive-aggressive behaviour is...

I liked you, but I don't wanna be like you. I don't need your approval, I don't need your grudging concern. I don't need to agree with you on everything to be a good, intelligent person. I don't need to hate the things you hate, I don't need to love the things you love, I don't need to anticipate your every mood and walk on eggshells around you, I don't need to be a sponge for your misdirected aggression about Life.

That's not in the job description for a friend, and you know it.

Throw all the fits you want in your posh little fortress - I'm not there anymore.

I'll be somewhere else, with people who like me as-is, all scratches and dents and wonky transmission, and I'll be happy.

Enjoy your fortress. It'll be all you have left when the last of your friends finally get sick of your **** and leave.

I like having something "down below"
Originally Posted by spring1onu
What would you call it, sci-fi guru?
Originally Posted by smurfette
don't click this. seriously.
You are such a jerk sometimes, over the most ridiculous things. I'm really tired of you waking up and freaking out in the middle of the night if I dare to move a ****ing finger or make a noise. I'm tired of you getting pissy if my alarm goes off and I lay in bed for a couple minutes to "wake up" before going downstairs. Yet it's okay for you to sleep in an additional 15, 20 minutes.

I know we only have this problem sporadically. So either stop fighting me on setting up the air mattress so I can sleep on that if I'm bothering you, or shut the hell up and deal. I don't ***** or groan when you steal the blankets or practically shove me off the bed.

And I'm really annoyed that this is bothering me so much. It seems so STUPID, but you make it such a big deal, you ****ing drama queen. Then you call me at work to apologize for being a dick, but the cycle just continues the next night, or the next time you decide to be cranky. Maybe if you weren't a dick in the first place, you wouldn't have to keep apologizing for it.

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