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Things are gonna start to really get interesting around here...
Don't know how much more Mayhem '07 I can take...
After a year and a half of a crappy office phone, I got a new one today!!! The display works -- no more Russian Roulette with no caller ID.
God doesn't give special kids to special parents. He takes ordinary, imperfect people, and gifts them with his greatest treasures. And therein, he creates special parents.

I'm bad, all I want right now is a really hot guy to makeout with. Is that too much to ask?
Holy freakin ****! What is wrong with you people? I'm ashamed to share DNA with you. You are nothing but low class losers. Your grandfather, who did EVERYTHING for you both, took you in after you each had 5 kids and every penny he made went for you and your babies and you can't do him the decency of a funeral? And when his sisters come by the house to help you out with the arrangements you beat up a 68 yr old woman? That's like me saying I could take my grandma, that's so dumb. And then telling all of us that your grandma had died when she hadn't. Now that she has, you won't have a funeral for either of them. You don't freaking cancel funerals for loved ones, it just isn't done. You two are disgusting and are nothing but a couple of circus freaks. You have no class, no respect, and no feelings whatsoever for anyone but yourselves. I hope you get what you deserve!
Oh my gosh, I swear, if one of you calls me honey, sweetie, or dear ONE MORE TIME I'm going to go crazy. Do you USUALLY refer to other receptionists as such? I doubt it.
Just because I sound young doesn't mean that I am. I mean, I AM young, but you have no reason to assume that I am just because of my voice.
For all you know, I could be in my 40's.

So yeah, just stop.
If you don't stop that loud, high pitched, nervous laughter, I'm gonna vomit all over you. WTF are you laughing at?! No one said anything funny. Can't you maintain a normal conversation w/o all the nervous laughter and fake smiles.

If you don't want to go to lunch w/ him, just say so.

And please wipe that snot out of your eye. Would it kill you to keep a small mirror on your desk and check your eye for snot periodically? You are disgusting.

Why have I been so damn hungry these last few weeks, making me eat more, thus maintain rather than lose weight?!

I have chills, I'm so tired, my throat & chest is "cold" & I'm coughing up crap.

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Your boob job bothers me. It doesn't fit your frame and you look unporportioned and bulky on the top. Also, I'm tired of hearing about it and your lipo.
3B with some 3a. Fell off but am now back on the CG bandwagon and looking for my HG products.
Hmmm.....ya'll are lovey dovey mighty quickly. Displays of one's love is a beautiful thing, but I wonder if it's being done outta of guilt (overcompensating for the fact that you did something you probably shouldn't have). I mean, do you go out on a date with someone, **** them, and then weeks later (ALL of a sudden), be madly in love someone else? Maybe you were trying to get all you could get before settling down with your lady(who is a beautiful woman), but I wonder how she'd feel about you laying up with some other chick while you were 'courting' her.

Don't think she'd like that at all.......
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You ho. You are self-centered, clingy and annoying. Maybe you think women show animosity towards you because of your appearance, but maybe it's really because you're just irritating them with how fake you are or . . . you have boogers hanging out your nose.
I still hate you C & J you will both get yours and I can't wait because I am going to be laughing my head off.

C oh yea and thank you! He He He......ou'll see why soon enough......

And J especially you! what makes you think you are something better than anyone else. He is going to do it to you too, I am pretty sure he already has ha ha ha ha B---H
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I hate my boss with the fire of a thousand suns! that's it.
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Stop using lawn maintenance as an excuse so you can snoop into other people's business. the grass does not grow that fast, and if it did we'd be rich. If you are so concerned with how the place looks go move to a nice apartment, you can't polish a turd.
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Thanks for remembering about our plans...
oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood you annoy me.
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I'm free for 2...whole...months!!! Yeahhhhhh!!
You idiot! What were you thinking!?!?!?!?!?
Flipping bleeping freaking eye twitch, GO AWAY!!! It's been )(*&^%$#@! 5 days now!!!

After a night feeling like that.... I really have to go to work?

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But at least the pews never attend yoga!

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