Plus, would you really want to witness the head shaving? Ah, that would just break my heart to see all those curls fall down on the floor. But I'm sure it was a shocker when he came home. Ack! What the...?
That's right, I said it! I wear scrunchies!!

I am a sulfate washing, cone slabbing, curly lovin' s.o.b. The CG police haven't caught me yet.