Old Age Is Hell....

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
> of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and
> said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
> gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
> 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but
> nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
> 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
> her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth
> in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even
> called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both
> hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
> knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked!
> 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us
> could get the jar open.'
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AKA new2curls
Good one! Thanks for the laugh.
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--My hair is 3B with some 3A, texture-medium/fine, porosity-normal except for the ends which are porous, elasticity-normal.
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That's great--thanks!
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My Mom who is 76 sent this to me.
AKA lotsawaves
AKA new2curls
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