Funny quotes from the hit TV series Glee.
Oh, Glee! How oh so many people love thee! What's not to love? From the fantastic musical renditions of legendary and modern songs to the snippy and witty quips given out by Sue Sylvester, coach of the "Cheerios" cheerleading squad. As we "Gleeps" all know, Sue is constantly ragging on Mr. Schue's (Glee club coach for all of you non-viewers). Here are a couple of memorable quotes/quips from the first season that you may or may not recognize:
Episode 7: "Throwdown"
"I don't trust a man with curly hair . I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me."
Episode 12: "Mattress"
"You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it."
Episode 14: "Hell-O"
"Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful."
"You have enough product in your hair to season a wok."
"The Power of Madonna" (She really ripped into Will in this episode.)
"I make fun of Will's hair because I'm jealous. There. I said it."
"I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair."
"I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair."
"Your hair looks like a brier patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou."
— Toree Roy