National League
Now, don’t get me wrong. These guys are good and I’m sure that all the straighties the team picked up are great, nice guys whose statistics really speak wonders. However, with only 3 curly men on the entire team, their curly girl statistics most likely won’t hold up against the American League.
National League stat break down:
Jose Reyes
Position: Short Stop
Hair Type: 4A*
Curly Years: 28
Matt Cain
Position: Pitcher
Hair Type: 3B*
Curly Years: 26
Starlin Castro
Position: Reserve Short Stop
Hair Type: 4A*
Curly Years: 21
In the end, no matter who wins, these ten curly men will be there, representing a community of curly headed people and continuing to spread the word via image – embrace the natural, curly-headed you and be an All-Star!
*Due to repeated hat wearing and lack of detailed pictures of the player’s hair, these are best guesses.
